Sailor Moon Parody

        Welcome to my slap-stick parody of Sailor Moon (Which I no own).
        Enjoy!  Oh, and I only watch the dub, because that's all I have
        access to, but I know they changed the show way too much...


        Lita sat on her sofa, thinking about he last battle with
        Malachite.  He had wanted the crystal again.  "Doesn't he know he
        won't get it?" Lita asked herself.  Out of nowhere, the other
        Scouts showed up.  AAAHH!!  How did you guys get here!?!"
        "It's in our contract to show up unexpectedly.  We thought we'd
        be less predictable this time," Rei said.
        "Oh," Lita said with distorted eyes and a gigantic sweat drop on
        her head.  Serena looked at Rei.
        "You're stupid."
        "What?" Rei said.  "Where did THAT come from?"
        "I have to insult you at least once a day in our new dubbed
        version."
        "You mean our shitty version?" Mina said.  "My name got
        shortened!"
        "Mine got mispelled!" Rei shouted.  "And you're the stupid one,
        Serena!"  There.  That was taken care of for the day.
        "Hey, mine got totally changed!" Serena and Lita both said.
        Darien appeared out of nowhere.
        "At least there's a small connection with your names," he said.
        "Mine got changed to something that doesn't have any connection.
        What's up with that?"
        "That's true," Serena said.  "Hey, why do you guys call me
        meatball head?  It was supposed to be Odango Atama, or for those
        English only people, Dumpling head."
        "Because DIC didn't like Dumpling head, and they didn't think
        Bitch-Face would sound too good," Darien said.
        "Oh yeah, that's right."
        "I'm just glad that in the last 17 episodes I got to say 'Shine
        Aqua Illusion' again," Amy said.
        "Why did they screw up with the whole crystal-cross thing?  I saw
        that episode, and they didn't say we were on there because they
        felt it wouldn't be right.  Yet they show us falling from the
        crosses.  What the hell is their problem?" Lita said.
        "Why did they have to make Rei so bitchy?  She was nicer in the
        original," Serena said.
        "And the death episodes, I'm glad they reduced them.  I got tired
        of actually dying all the time," Mina said.  "This way we just go
        to the Negaverse."
        "Yeah," Darien said, sweat drop on his head.  "Sure.  You still
        die.  They just don't say it because they wanted to have a TV Y7
        rating."
        "Why?  I mean, other animes get to have a TV 14 rating, why not
        us?" Mina asked.
        "Because in the USA they have free will, fredom of speech, and
        the prudence to never use either of those things," Rei said.
        "Oh."  Malachite appeared.
        "All right Sailor Failures--"
        "There's a new one," Serena said.  "Why don't you say something
        new?"
        "Hand over the crystal!"
        "I said new, not old.  Are you deaf?"
        "AAHH!!!  It's the stupid friggin script!  I have to say those
        things!  And why the hell did they change me from Kunzite to
        Malachite?!  It gives me an identity crisis."
        "Hey!" Darien said.  "I'm the one with that problem.  Not you!
        You hear me?"
        "Oh, right.  Look, just give the butt-whoopin I'm about to
        receive so I can go home.  OK?"
        "OK."  The Scouts--
        "By the way, why did we go from Soldiers to Scouts?" Amy asked.
        "That another story," Rei said.
        "Oh, OK."  The Scouts smacked Malachite around a little, and he
        went home.  "Tomorrow we get to kill him again."
        "I can't believe there's only 2 seasons dubbed," Serena said.
        "These reruns really suck.  At least gives more time between
        episodes."
        "Well, let's call it a day."
        "OK."  The Scouts packed up, and went home, getting ready for
        another crappy day.

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