"CATastrophe! pt.1, 'Festival Follies!' It was a late summer Saturday morning.; Usagi was in bed dreaming along side Chibi-usa.; Actually, they were dreaming about the same thing. Usagi had found a hidden valley with pumpkin pie slices as mountains with whip cream as their snow.; Gumdrops were "rocks" and ice cream cones were "flowers".; Flowing in the "river" , was chocolate milk with cookies and and doughnuts floating in it!!; Usagi ate as much as she could then saw a candy cane bridge.; When she crossed it, she saw Chibi-usa clinging onto Mamoru!; Usagi then got very angry at her.; "Hey, that's my Mamo-chan!" Usagi exclaimed.; "Oh, go eat some fruitcake you fruitcake!" Chibi-usa replied.; Usagi was now steamed and they started arguing.; Mamoru then said, "Please stop this fighting now!" "Ah! What do you know?" they both said and together they pushed him in the river of chocolate milk.; As Mamoru got out of the river, He saw a medium sized chocolate rabbit. He exclaimed, "Look at that chocolate rabbit!" trying to stop their childish fighting.; With their mouths wide open, they both looked to the side to see the chocolate rabbit. "Whoever gets to the rabbit first gets Mamoru," said Chibi-usa.; As they both raced to the chocolate rabbit, you guessed it, they both got to the rabbit at the same time!; Then they started an argument about who got there first. ************************************************************************ Meanwhile in the real world... Usagi and Chibi-usa just sat up, but they were still asleep as they reached for the chocolate rabbit in their dreams, but reached for the half asleep, half awake Luna. "*YAWN* Good, I see your finally awake now, *YAWN*" Then Usagi and Chibi-usa grabbed Luna simultaneously. "Meowrr! What are you doing!? HELP! Argghh!; You're strangling me!" Luna shouted as the girls were playing tug-of-war with the "chocolate rabbit".; Luna had enough of this and awoke Chibi-usa by scratching her.; "Huh? Where am I?" asked Chibi-usa.; Luna yelled "You are in Usagi's bedroom!; Now help me!" Chibi-usa quickly reacted and slapped Usagi who was bouncing up and down holding Luna by the neck. "Ouch!; What'cha do that for?!" she said. "To save Luna from you strangling her." replied Chibi-usa and explained what she was doing."Oh," she said and gently put Luna down on the bed.; "Sorry Luna." "Apology accepted" Luna said, "Now get up and get ready to go to the festival downtown." Everyone is going to be there,"; "IS MAMORU GOING TO BE THERE?!?!" Usagi and Chibi-usa asked.; "Maybe," replied Luna.; They both got ready in a jiffy and were on there way.; ************************************************************************ It was already 11:30 so they decided to skip breakfast and eat lunch at the festival.; At the festival there were food booths, game booths, store booths, and even book booths.; For lunch altogether they had a tuna melt, (for Luna of course), Teriyaki chicken, Teriyaki beef, Tempura Shrimp, Tempura; Vegetables, Tea, Baked fish, and of course, Rice!; After that Usagi still wanted dessert, so they also had snow cones.; Later around the book booth they found Ami.; "Ami-chan, you are supposed to have fun here, do not read to many books all the; time! Loosen up!" said Usagi.; Then Rei showed up. "Speaking of books... What did you get on the last test before summer vacation Usagi?" "None of your beeswax; you wasp!" "Oh come-on now you can tell a friend like me..." "Never!" "I'll buy you an ice cream sundae!" "Oohh... It's the ice cream that did it," "What was your score then!" ; "igotathirty-four" "A THIRTY-FOUR!?!?" "It was hard!....." "You're not Sailor Moon!; You're Sailor FLUNK!" "Oh yeah?! How come you never tell us YOUR grades Hhhhmmm?!" "Uh, well, uh... That's different!" "Oh I see, Sailor Flunk has a new sidekick now, Sailor FAIL!" The argument just went on and on while Ami and Chibi-usa had their noses in a book. ************************************************************************ Meanwhile in the other side of the festival...Makoto and Shinosaki were playing a Ring Toss game.; Shinosaki wasn't very good, but Makoto was excellent.; She won a UFO catcher doll of a kitten with a green collar with a lightning bolt on the collar and a cape and sword just like Jupiter Knight and gave it to Shinosaki.; "Hey, I thought the guy is supposed to give the girl a prize instead of vice versa!" said Shinosaki.; "It is supposed to be that way.; Except that you stink at all the games here!" Makoto joked.; They giggled and found Minako trying her luck on the dime toss game.; The point of the game is to toss a dime onto a slippery table.; If you get it on a white square, you win some dimes.; If you get it on a black square, you get more dimes.; But, if you toss it too hard and it goes it the hole in the center, you lose your dime. "Hey Minako!" Makoto called. "Hey guys. I already lost $5.00 on this game so I'm going to quit right now.; In fact, I was just about to look for you!" "We where just about to go to the book booth.; I want some new cook books and Shinosaki wants some new mangas for his collection." "Hey good idea.; Maybe I'll get some mangas too.; If we're lucky, maybe we will find Ami there." As they were walking towards the book booth they saw Rei and Usagi arguing,; Ami reading a physics book, and Chibi-usa reading a manga.; Finally they broke up the fight, got; Chibi-usa and Ami to buy the books they were reading and they were on their way to play some more games. ************************************************************************M Meanwhile in a hidden laboratory underground, the mysterious professor was working on a new daimion egg. "This one will not fail!" "What makes you so sure?"; said Kaolinite. "I want you to make sure this one goes into a deck of cards.; I have a special reason for that!; Go now and implant this into the deck of cards in the Tricks and Fantasy booth in the festival downtown!" "Yes" said Kaolinite and with the daimion egg she disappeared.; Later she reappeared in the festival near the Tricks and Fantasy booth.; There, she implanted the egg in the deck of cards like she was ordered to.; When a costumer with a pure heart wanted to buy the special edition deck of cards with cats on them the daimion would appear.; ************************************************************************ Later a little child had come along and wanted to buy the cards because they were pretty and she liked cats.; It just so happens that the little girl had a pure heart.; Almost instantly a daimion appeared!; The Sailor Senshi heard all the screaming and went in the bathroom to transform. ************************************************************************ Mercury Star Power, Make-up! Mars Star Power, Make- up! Jupiter Star Power, Make-up! Venus Star Power, Make-up! Jupiter Knight Power, Make-up! Moon Prism Power, Make-up! Moon Crystal Power, Make-up! And after they all transformed they went after the daimion.; They chased after the daimion and cornered it in a place where there were wooden walls all around and there was elevated land and trees all above the wooden walls.; Sailor Moon did her speech and they all got a close look at the daimion.; It had shiny light blue skin, was wearing a black tuxedo like Tuxedo Mask, wore back boots, had a cat's a tail, cat's ears, a top hat, wore white gloves, and had a cane.; It was a guy daimion too. AND it's name was Trickster. Sailor Chibi Moon went first and tried to hit him with thePink Sugar Heart Attack on Trickster.; It had no effect.; "Full House!" said Trickster.; A bunch of cards flew towards Sailor Chibi Moon and trapped her because the cards stuck her uniform on the wall.; Sailor Venus tried her Love Me Chain but it backfired and tied her to a tree.; "Hat Ribbon Tie!" said Trickster.; As soon as he said it the white ribbon on his hat came off spit into two and tied up Sailor Jupiter , Mars and Mercury to the trees behind them. "Three down, three to go!"; said Trickster.; Suddenly the World Shaking Attack and the Deep Submerge Attack hit the daimion.; The pure heart was knocked out of his hands into Sailor Uranus' and Neptune's.; "It's not a talisman" said Uranus.; Then they disappeared to return the pure heart crystal. The only people left were Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask (wherever he was), and Jupiter Knight.; "Flame Thrower!" yelled Trickster. Instantly, fireballs emitted from his cane and he shot at Jupiter Knight and Sailor Moon.; They were running all over the place avoiding the fireballs. Then Trickster said, "Ice Throw!" Instantly ice emitted from his cane. It hit Jupiter Knight and he froze.; Trickster exclaimed, "Ring of Fire, appear before me!"; A ring of fire with a portal in it appeared. He froze Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Chibi Moon and Sailor Moon.; Soon after that he froze Tuxedo Mask.; He turned his cane into a whip and threw them all into the Ring of Fire!; On the other side of the portal they reappeared as cats!; Sailor Chibi Moon was pink with a crescent moon on her forehead, white paws, white on the tip of her tail,; white on her nose, and a white diamond on her chest.; She had a pink collar with a little bell on it too.; The others all had the same pattern except the colors were different.; Sailor Moon was white and had a grayish color on the paws, tip of the tail, nose, and on the diamond on her chest.; She had a crescent moon on her forehead on she had her locket on a red collar.; Tuxedo Mask was just like Sailor Moon except the colors were switched he had a blue collar with a jewel on that looked like a rose, and a crescent moon on his forehead. Sailor Jupiter was white with the tip of her tail, paws, chest, and nose being brown. She had the sign of Jupiter on her forehead, and had a green collar with a jewel of a lightning bolt on her. Jupiter Knight was exactly the same except the colors were switched around. He also had the sign of Jupiter on his forehead and a green collar and a lightning bolt on it. Trickster said, "So long boys and girls! The show's over and my job is done!" And with that he teleported away. All the other Sailor Senshi were freed by Luna and Artemis and they quickly went to the other's aid. "Usgai!; Wake up!" said Mars. "Just a few more minutes mmmm..." Usagi mumbled. "Wake up!; I have an ice cream sundae for you!" "REALLY?!?!" and she shot up like an arrow.; She tried to balance on two legs but failed miserably. "Why can't I stand up?"; Usagi asked.; "Because you're a cat," answered Mercury.; "Oh, ok. Wait a minute... A CAT!?!?" "Yes. The daimion turned you, Sailor Jupiter, Jupiter Knight, Tuxedo Mask, and Sailor Chibi Moon into cats,"; Usagi let out a loud yell that everyone around could hear.; "Did anyone get the license plate of that porthole?"; said Mamoru as he woke up. "Waahh, I don't wanna be a cat!" Usagi cried. "No one is going to make you a cat." replied Mamoru. "NEWS FLASH... WE ARE CATS!" "Stop kidding. We are NOT CATS!" "Oh yeah, then look behind you." "Okay, (heh heh us being cats, that's a good one. heh heh) Aaarrrgghhhh!! I have fur! And a tail! And I'm a cat!" After saying that, Mamoru fainted. "Mamo-chan! Wake up Mamo-chan! What have you done to him Usagi?" said Chibi-usa. "Well I just told him he is a cat. Hey, you're taking this well." "Well I can cope with things very well. Anyways, I'm just so cute!" Just then Shinosaki and Makoto woke up. "Hey guys! Have you heard the news?" said Sailor Venus in a cheery voice. "No, what is it? Did we beat the daimion?" asked Shinosaki and Makoto in a chorus. "Nope, you're cats!" "Oh, that's good..." said Shinosaki Just then, Shinosaki fainted. "I guess guys just can't take it..." giggled Chibi-usa. A mysterious voice boomed in the area. "DON'T WANT TO BE CATS, EH? WELL IF YOU DON'T, YOU CAN ALWAYS JOIN US IN MIAMI BEACH FLORIDA IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE BACK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!" "I guess we don't have much of a choice but go to America guys." said Mars "No, I think we should wait and see if anything turns up in the world news. See if any monsters are there." ************************************************************************ Sure enough,there a report in the paper that said that there was a monster in Miami Beach, Florida, USA. It looks like the Sailor Senshi are going to the U.S. of A! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Well, that's the end for now! Tune in next time, for... "CATastrophe! part2, 'Sailor Senshi in America!'" Send flames, comments, questions, ABC gum, Sailor Senshi, hot dogs, moon cats, and anything else either to Boshi16@aol.com *or* yollie@ix.netcom.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- "CATastrophe! part2, 'Sailor Senshi in America!'" "Okay, now who has the money to buy us tickets to Miami, Florida?" Minako asked. The Sailor Senshi were in hot water. Sailor Moon, Sailor Chibi Moon, Sailor Jupiter, Jupiter Knight, and Tuxedo Mask were turned into cats by a damion named Trickster. Now the daimion is all the way in Miami Beach, Florida! Now, they need to get airplane tickets to Miami Beach. "I don't have the money to go to Miami," said Rei "My mother might have the money, but she certainly wouldn't just give it to me." replied Ami "I don't have the money either. And if my mother or father did have it, she wouldn't give it to me and I wouldn't be able to ask her either because I'm a cat now!" Usagi said "That's exactly what I would say." Shinosaki said "How about you, Makoto?" Rei asked Makoto "Well, I guess I could use this credit card so my uncle could pay..." "Yay! now we're getting somewhere!" shouted Chibi-usa. "But I can't pour the price of 8 airline tickets to Miami all on my uncle," protested Makoto "Well I guess the only person...er, cat to turn to is Mamo-chan!" said Chibi-usa "B..b..but I need the money for um... er... college! Uh, yeah! College!" Mamoru protested "I'm afraid you'll have to pay because you can't go to college as a cat. And you don't want to spend the rest of your life as a cat, do you?" Ami replied "Oh, I surrender, I'll pay half the airline fare and Makoto will pay the other half," Mamoru surrendered Soon they bought 3 airline tickets to Miami Beach. All the cats stayed at Rei's Temple for the night. They would tell their relatives that they won the tickets in a contest at the festival. ************************************************** Later early in the morning in the airport... "Where are all of us cats going to be when you guys board the plane?" asked Shinosaki "You guys are going to be in my gym bag." replied Rei "In there!? But we won't have any air!" said Chibi-usa "There will be enough air. I should know, I've been stuffed into many bags before!" Luna said "Are you sure?" asked Chibi-usa who looked pretty nervous about going into the bag. "It's perfectly safe," reassured Artemis, "Now let's get in before we miss our flight!" With that, the cats all got in the bag, and Rei lifted it up. Sure enough there was air, but it was smelly, hot, and it felt like earthquake in there. Soon they were loaded onto the conveyer belt to be scanned. "Uh,oh... what are we going to do? The security guard is sure to see our skeletons!" asked a worried Makoto. "Don't worry, we have it all planned," said Mamoru, "Minako is going to ask the guard a question as we are going through!" The planned worked! Minako asked the guard how long the flight would be when the duffle bag full of cats were going through. Soon they were on the plane. A conversation went on in the duffel bag... "Man, is it me or does this bag smell like old, sweaty gym socks?" asked Usagi "I don't know. Now let me go to sleep!" snapped a cranky Mamoru. He didn't get much sleep at Rei's temple last night. It seems that cats can snore... he had figured that out when Chibi-usa and Usagi had a chorus of snoring that sounded like a chain saw. "How can you sleep now!? I think we are going to suffocate!" said a worried Chibi-usa, "Even Makoto is scared we might run out of air!" "It's not the air I'm worried about..." said a shaky Makoto. Ever since her parents died in a plane crash she was really scared of planes. "What if we don't make it to Florida? What if the plane crashes at sea? What if the gas tank blows up? What if..." "What if you just stop worrying and just relax? Focus your mind on something else. Like getting out out this bag!" said Shinosaki to Makoto Just then Rei opened the bag. "Hey Rei, did you know that your bag smells like old, sweaty gym socks?" asked Usagi "Be quiet or I'll put you in there for 5 more hours!" snapped Rei "Makoto, just relax. Here, watch the in-flight movie," offered Minako as she handed the headphones to her kitty friend. "Thanks," said Makoto and she put the headphones on herself. Suddenly Minako snatched the headphones off Makoto's head. "Hey, what'cha do that for!?" said a semi angry Makoto "Uh, I don't think you should watch that movie, it only got one star... let's play crazy 8's instead!" said Minako as she noticed the movie was "Airplane"! Airplane is a comedy movie where at the end the plane almost crashes! "Um, okay..." They started playing crazy 8's. Minako won 3 of the 8 games they played. Minako thought, 'Man, this is really weird. I'm losing a card game to a cat!' Finally they got bored and got their lunch. Minako wasn't very hungry so Ami and her shared lunch. Minako ordered a fish lunch with milk as the beverage for the cats so they wouldn't be hungry. The cats split the everything into sevenths so they wouldn't be hungry. Then they all decided to take a cat nap. Makoto slept on Minako's lap and they both slept peacefully together. suddenly the stewardess saw them in the act. She saw the 3 girls with the 7 cats! She asked, "What on earth are you doing with all these cats!?" "Um, well we didn't want all our cats to be in the luggage compartment for so long... can we keep them up here? I'm sure they won't bother anybody!" Rei said Luckily, the stewardess was a cat lover also and she said it was fine as long as any of the other stewards or stewardesses didn't see them. After that episode Minako, Makoto, and Mamoru slept. Ami was reading the book she bought at the festival, and Rei, Usagi, Chibi-usa, and Shinosaki watched "Airplane". After playing kitty charades where the cats did little acts on the tray table, and Rei and the other cats who aren't acting try to guess what they are doing. A few hours later, dinner arrived. There was a choice between steak and spaghetti. Minako had spaghetti, Rei had steak and Ami had spaghetti also. The cat loving stewardess gave the cats some of her chicken and all of the cats got a small oatmeal cookie of their own! Soon they were in the Miami Beach International Airport! Makoto was over joyed that they were on land. The cats peeped out of the bags in the airport. they decided to get a taxi to the Ramada Hotel they were going to stay in. They checked in using Makoto credit card and went to there room. Their room was on the 6th story room 526. It had three beds, three dressers, a bathroom, a window with a view of the ocean, and a tv. One dresser had 7 drawers. The cat's bed was made of towels and a drawer. So they wouldn't all have a bad case of jet lag, they packed up and went to sleep. Again there was snoring that sounded like a chain saw from Usagi and Chibi-usa, but Mamoru seemed to be the only one bothered br it... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Well, that's the end for now, tune in next time for..."CATastrophe! part3, 'Daimion Hunting!'" Send flames, comments, questions, ABC gum, Sailor Senshi, hot dogs, moon cats, or anything else to Boshi16@aol.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- CATastrophe 3 Daimon Hunting by Boshi16@aol.com "*YAWN*", said Mamoru. It was already 12:55 and Mamoru couldn't sleep. It wasn't that the dawer he was sleeping in wasn't comfortable, he was just restless. It wasn't only that but somebody was snorring. He thought that Chibi-usa and Usagi were snorring, but what if cats couldn't snore? 'Oh well, I guess I can figure that out later. Now I have to try to got to sleep!', Mamoru thought. Mamoru decided to go to the bathroom mirror to see what kind of cat he looked like. He thought he looked pretty handsome. Just then another cat appeared. It was all white with grey on it's nose, tip of it's tail, paws, an area on it's chest,and was wearing a locket on it's collar. "What are you doing up?" Usagi asked squinting her eyes trying desperately to keep them open. "I couldn't sleep. I decided to see what a handsome cat I am," replied Mamoru. "Hey, I'm a beautiful cat too," Usagi bragged putting her chest out, "A prize winner!" The clock said 1:00. Suddenly Mamoru and Usagi felt a little tingly, "What the..." Mamoru started. They felt like they were growing. All of a sudden they were human again! They had the clothes they were wearing before they changed into Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon the day of the festival back in Japan. "Now this is weird!" said Usagi. Then they remembered about the other cats in the dresser. It was to late. They were turning back to humans, except for Luna and Artemis of course, and the dresser collaped and then they where 3 humans and 2 cats covered in splinters. Pieces of drawers were everywhere! "Wha happend?" asked a half asleep Shinosaki. With that loud crash, Minako, Ami, and Rei woke up. "Huh?" asked a confused Minako. Usagi and Mamoru explained what had happend.they disscused matters for about an hour and a half trying to figure out why they turned back into humans. Even Ami was stumped! At 2:30, they all changed into cats again. "Obviously this is temporary." said Makoto. "I think I have it!" said Mamoru. Everyone payed attention. "We slept as cats in Rei's room in the temple right?" "Yeah, so?" asked Shinosaki still confused. "So, Ami, can cats snore?" "No," answered Ami. "Well when I couldn't sleep at the temple, it was because someone was snorring!' "Hey!" said an angry Rei, are you saying I snore!?" "Yeah, also, at exactly 1:00, the snorring got much louder! And it was much more crowded on the floor. Then, at 2:30, the snorring wasn't so loud and it wasn't all cramped on the floor anymore!" "I guess we change back into humans at 1:00, and then change back into cats at 2:30!" said Chibi-usa. "Now let's all go to sleep!" said Artemis. "Artemis! All you think about is sleep! But your'e right, let's go to sleep." said Luna. and then they all went to sleep. ************************************************************************ In the morning they all woke up at 9:30. It wasn't very much sleep but they didn't mind much. They all went to a Denny's resteraunt and had breakfast. Ami got scrambled eggs, sausage, 4 miniature panckes, and orange juice. Minako tried out a "Grand Slam" with water, but could'nt finish it all. Rei got two "sunny-side-up" eggs, 2 slices of french toast, and a waffle with milk for a drink. All the cats shared leftovers of scrambled eggs, 2 mini pancakes, half a french toast slice, 1 and 1/2 waffles, and some milk. After that they were all stuffed. "Now that we've all had breakfast, what are we going to do? I mean, do we look for the daimion, shop, go to the beach, figure out a strategey for beating the daimion, or what?" asked Minako. "If you want, we could go to shoping. I mean we don't want to always be stuck in the same dirty clothes each night and if we beat the daimion." said Mamoru who usally hated to go shopping. Every one had a blank stare at him. "What did I say?" he asked sheepishly. "Well he does have a point," said Ami. After that they agreed to lay low and go to the nearby mall. They walked there scince it was so close and they couldn't drive a rental car anyways. First they went into a "Macy's" store. Of course Mamoru and Shinosaki were almost bored to death and so was Chibi-usa because she did'nt realy like shopping for clothing anyways. The cats all rode in the bag beacause obviously there were no cats or animals allowed in the store. "That place is too expensive," said Rei. Next they went to Montgomery Wards. There they got 2 blue jeans and 3 shirts that were on sale for Mamoru and 1 pair of green shorts, 1 pair of kakis, and 2 shirts with sleeves for Shinosaki. Usagi got 1 shirt with a happy face on it, a blue jean skirt, another shirt with flowers on it, and one pair of orange jeans. Makoto got a grreen shirt with a puppy on it, 2 pairs of blue jeans, and another blue shirt with a dolphin on it. Chibi-usa got a white shirt with 3 kittens playing on it, a blue skirt, a red skirt, and a pink shirt with violets on it. After shopping at Wards they went to a bookstore called B.Dalton. Usagi was dissapointed that there weren't any mangas around but found another book series called "The Animorphs" that looked pretty interesting. Minako was interested in it too and had to sheild the cat reading the book from the eyes of people who stared. After that it was lunch time so they looked around for a place to eat. When they were lookind around the food court Usagi spotted a place that looked like a place that was in Japan. "Hey look, they have a McDonalds here too!" she exclaimed. "Of course," said Mamoru, "This is where it originated. America!" "Wow! Cool!" They decided to eat there at McDonalds. The menu was a little different than the one in the Japan, but it looked pretty much the same. Ami had a Quarter Pounder with cheese with a Pepsi as a beverage. Rei had a Fish Fillet and a Mug Root Beer. Minako had a Big Mac and an Orange Squirt for a drink. The cats had chicken nuggets and french fries. They spent the rest of the day in the mall having a good time. when they came out of the mall, they wanted to see the sunset at the beach which was close by. when they got close enough to the beach they heard screaming. They went to go see what it was. While hiding in the dunes, they saw Trickster! Ami, Rei, and Minako transformed and went to defeat Trickster. They were easily defeated, burned and bruised. since there wasn't anyone to defeat the monster, that cats went a charging. Trickster easily knocked them all unconscious. Usagi and Makoto awoke and attacked again. Trickster grabbed them both by the tail and said,"Ring of Ice appear before me!" 'Not again!' thought Makoto. they were flung into the ring and out came two Austrailian Shepards. Makoto was a blue merle and Usagi was a red merle. Usagi and makoto woke up and looked at each other and said, "This is bad!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Well, that's the end for now. Sorry it took so long to make it. I'm busy making a SailorMoon webpage. It doesn't have a URL yet though. Like always, e-mail me at Boshi16@aol.com I have a pic of an aussie if you want to see it. It's a blue merle. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- "CATastrophe! part4, 'Doggone Bad!'" "What should we do now?" asked Usagi the red merle Australian Shepherd. "I dunno, I guess we should wake all of the others up." replied Makoto the blue merle Aussie. When they were about to wake them up, Sailor Venus stood up holding her head mumbling about her big headache. She had a lot of bruises, a few burns, and a couple of cuts. She wasn't bleeding and she wasn't severely hurt. Once she saw the saw the dogs in front of her she turned practically white all over and her eyes were as big as dishes. "What's with her?" whispered Usagi. "Maybe she saw a ghost," answered Makoto. They looked around and simultaneously said, "Nah," "I think she is afraid of dogs," said Makoto "Well if she looks like that she probably is," said Usagi Sailor Venus started to run away. "Hey wait!" said Usagi "Just a minute!" yelled Makoto, "Should we go after her? I hear that Australian Shepherds are really fast." "Sure, why not?" They started the chase. Gradually they caught up with SailorV. 'Man, these guys are fast!' thought Minako. Finally they trapped her in an alleyway. "Well, I guess I have to shoot them away," said Venus. "Venus Crescent..." "Aaaahhhh!! She's going to shoot! Run!" yelled Usagi and the two dogs scampered away. "Is it me, or did one of those dogs talk?" said Venus to herself. Makoto peaked around the corner and disappeared again. "Did she shoot yet?" asked Usagi. "Nope. Let's go over and surrender." The two dogs went over to greet Sailor Venus. "Don't shoot! Please don't shoot!" said one. Sailor Venus just looked pale and stared. "Is she frozen?" said one. "I don't think so," said the other. "Um, Minako, are you all right?" asked the blue merle. "Oh, no! It knows who I really am! Negaverse scum!" screamed Minako. "Venus Meteor Shower!" Yellow explosions were everywhere! They two dogs frantically tried to dodge the blast. After the explosions, you could see that one dog was on its head and the other one was pasted on the wall. "Ouchiees..." said the one on the wall and fell off. The one that was on its head said, "Man, I didn't know you were such a bundle of nerves..." and coughed a puff of smoke. "Who are you?" asked Sailor Venus. "Well right now we are the "Blue Plate Special" at Denny's," coughed one. "Really, who are you? If you do not tell me right now I will shoot you again." threatened SailorV. One replied, "I'll give you a clue, if you shoot us again, you'll be blowing up Neo-Queen Serenity," "Yeah, right, that would mean I would be blowing up my friend Usagi," said Venus. "Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! Now can you guess who the other dog is?" "Judging by her voice, I'd say she was my other friend Makoto." "You win again! Give the girl a teddy bear!" "Wow, you guys are dogs now!?" "Yup, we are now! And why were you running away?" asked Usagi "Well, I was bitten by a dog when I was little and I am terrified by dogs. Also I... I.... ACHOO!! I'm allergic to them!" "Well, let's go to the others now," said Makoto ************************************************************ When they reached the other animals and Sailor Senshi, Makoto and Usagi hid behind some dunes. Mamoru and Shinosaki asked where Makoto and Usagi were. Sailor Venus just replied, "Close your eyes and you will get a big surprise!" Shinosaki and Mamoru did as they were told. Makoto and Usagi came from their hiding place. Everyone was astonished but they didn't . "Okay, you can open their eyes now!" said Venus as she giggled. The first thing they saw were teeth, teeth, and TEETH! Just before Mamoru fainted, he said, "Girls, they always change their minds..." "Now I'm certain some guys can't take some surprises!" said Minako. "What did you do to him!?" screamed Chibi-usa. "Me?! All I did was look at him!" protested Usagi. Lasers developed between their eyes and they started to hiss and growl at each other. Finally Ami broke up the fight between them. "I guess we should go to the hotel now. It's 9:30! "Oops! I forgot the purse at Macy's!" said Minako. "Do you mean we have to break into Macy's!? Oh, man!" whined Usagi. Ami used her computer to break the lock on the door. They roamed around in the dark for quite a while until finding the lightswitch. Easily they found the purse. they were about to get out when Trickster's vice boomed, "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND YOU WILL NEVER GET OUT ALIVE! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!" "Does that scare you or what?" The lights went off and they couldn't see anything again. Suddenly, there was a flash of light. Then, the lights went on again. "Hey, where did Rei go?" asked Minako. "Down here!" When every one looked down they saw a black raven with the sign of Mars on it's head. "Hey bird brain!" giggled Usagi. "Hey you dumb mutt!" shouted Rei. Arguement arose between the bird and dog. The voice boomed again. He said,"I THINK YOU TWO WILL GO FIRST! HAHA!" A ball of blue light rushed to Rei and Usagi and they vanished! ************************************************************ Usagi as a human and Rei as a human were balancing on the 7th railing story inside the mall. (They were outside of Macy's and it was already 1:00.) Trickster apperared in back of them and pushed them over the edge. they fell down and down screaming their heads off. Luckily they fell in one of the fake trees and tumbled into the fountain full of water. "Oh man! I'm catching a cold!" complained Rei. "Well look at the bright side! At least we aren't dead!" said Usagi. The lights flickered on and then off again. A flash of light appeared. It went away and the lights went on again. Rei looked at herself and saw there wasn't any change in her look. Then she looked at Usagi. Rei got breathless. Rei was turning pale and her eyes got big. "Usa... Usa... Usagi is a toddler...!?" She was right. Usagi was a 5-year old. She was cute though. "Wha happen?" little Usagi said. "I think we should get you to the others!" Rei said. She picked the Macy's store lock and went inside to find the others. They walked around holding Usagi's little hand. Finally they found the others transformend. Rei transformend also. Mamoru looked down at little Usagi. Usagi looked up at Mamoru and smiled. ************************************************************ It looks like someone else sent this but it is still Boshi16! Some thing happenend with Netscape and we are using a different server for the time being. Please send any comments, questions, suggestions, Sailor Senshi, mooncats, hot dogs, abc gum, or anything else to Boshi16@aol.com. Thanx! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- "CATastrophe! part5, 'Tricks, Tricks, and More Tricks!'" "Tha...That's...Usagi!?.." Tuxedo Mask stuttered at the sight of little five-year old Usagi. "Yep! It's me all right!" said little Usagi. "But you're so small and you are only 5 years old!" said Sailor Venus. "Well, duh!" answered Sailor Jupiter, "What about Trickster, hmmmmm?" "Oh yeah, I forgot about him!" Sailor Venus said shyly. "I vote we get out of here before you turn into fish or America's Most Wanted:The Sailor Senshi!" said Jupiter Knight. "I agree!" said Sailor Chibi Moon. They group headed torwards the exit, but on they way they met Trickster! "You see, I don't want to see you get out alive!" he said. "We will just see about that!" said Jupiter Knight! He threw his dagger at his shoulder and as it touched him he was electrecuted. "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!" yelled Sailor Mercury and froze Trickster in place. "Mars Celestial Fire Surround!" "Venus Love Chain Encircle!" Sailor Mars and Venus teamend up their attack and dusted Trickster! But above them loomed a shadowy figure, it was Trickster! He said, "I can see that you have deafeated my double! I will let you get away this time but next time it will be a fight to the finish!" "Let's go back to the hotel, I'm sleepy," said Chibi Moon. "Ditto," yawned Usagi. Luckily they got to the hotel before they changed into animals. In their hotel room, Shinosaki, Mamoru, and Chibi Usa turned into cats. Makoto turned into a dog, and Rei turned into a raven. And Usagi turned back into a 14 year-old. "I guess scince Usagi was changed in between 1:00 and 2:30, she turns back to normal after 2:30 and at 1:00 she turns into a five-year-old!" said Luna to Artemis as they went to sleep. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ In the morning, Shinosaki was the first to wake up. It was already 10:30 am! He looked around the room to see if anyone else was awake. No one was. He saw what kind of silly potions the animals and person were in on the bed he was sleeping on. Usagi was half under the covers on her back and her mouth wide open. Her hand drooped over the side of the bed and one of her knees were bent. On top of her bent knee was Rei as a raven. She slept perched on her knee all night. Beside Usagi was an Australian Shepard. Makoto no doubt. Resting on Usagi's tummy was Mamoru and Chibi-usa as cats all curled up and asleep. At the foot of the bed was Luna, Artemis, and Shinosaki. Usagi yawned and woke up. She struggled up, waking every one else on the bed. Chibi-usa was talking, but she was still asleep. She mumbled, "Grandma! What big teeth you have!" "The better to eat you with, dear!" said Makoto and she showed her teeth. Chibi-usa's eyes fluttered open in Makoto's direction. "AAHHHHH! Wolf!" she screamend, waking up Minako and Ami. Usagi, Rei, and everyone on Usagi's bed burst out laughing. "That's not funny you guys!" said Chibi-usa. "Oh yes it was!" said Usagi. She whispered in Chibi-usa' kitty ear and said, "I'll pay you back somehow," "Hey you guys! Why did you wake us up? I was having a nice dream!" complained Minako. "Well you know, it's already 10:30," said Artemis. "Oh,no! Usagi couldn't wake up before me, could she? Did any one wake up before her? Anyone?" asked Rei. "Don't worry, I did!" said Shinosaki, to Rei's relief. "Well what do we do now?" asked Ami. Usagi said, "Go eat brunch at this place called Fresh Choice!". To everyone's surprise, Rei agreed! "Yeah, let's go! I'm starving!" she said. And with that they all got ready and headed forward to Fresh Choice. "How are we going to get the animals in?" asked Minako. "Well," said Ami, "Luna will ride on my shoulder, Artemis on Minako's shoulder, Rei on Usagi's shoulder, and I don't know about the rest of you guys," I could go on a leash inside," offered Makoto. Yesterday, they bought a green leash with lightning bolts for Makoto as a dog. "Good idea, and I will carry Mamoru and Chibi-usa" said Usagi. "Okay, let's just pray this works!" said Rei the raven. As they went inside they saw an employee. He asked, "And what are you going to do with all those animals?" "Well we want to eat here but we can't leave them outside or they might be animalnapped!" said Minako. Makoto tried also on the employee with the sad-beaten-puppy look. "Well you are very lucky. I am an animal lover and I will let you through on one condition." he said. "What's that?" asked Usagi. "Your dog has to stand on her hind legs, leaning on you," he said pointing to Usagi, "With the raven on her nose, an the cats on your head," pointing to Usagi again. "And," he added," the raven has to answer a math problem by squaking the answer," Usagi complained, "How do you expect them to do that!?" "Take it or leave it!" he responeded kindly but firmly. The animals and Usagi did as they were told. The employee was amazed and he let them through. After brunch they walked around the area. They passed a trick shop and Usagi and Chibi-usa went inside together. When they came out it apperead that they had bought nothing. "What did you get?" asked Rei. "Nothing," said Chibi-usa Later as they browsed threw some shops, Minako said, "Man, I bet my breath smells awful!" "it probably is scice you ate two bowls of garlic soup!", scolded Artemis. "At least I did not pig out on every fish in site!" she huffed. "Here," Usagi offered, "Have some gum". Minako took the gum and chewed. Rei saw a something out of the corner of her eye and burst out laughing. "What?" asked Minako. Shinosaki and Makoto looked and could not help but snicker. Usagi and Chibi-usa and looked to see if the plan worked. As they checked, they laughed hard. "FOR THE LAST TIME, WHAT!?!?" Minako screamed. Artemis said between snickers and said, "Why don't you look in the mirror?" Minako rushed into the McDonald's across the street. She rushed into the bathroom. "Everything looks fine to me," she said before screaming. Her teeth were black! She washed it off and hurried back to the group steaming mad and red hot! "You! I'll get you for this!! YOU'LL PAY!!!" she said and chased Usagi and Chibi-usa around the streets. Finally she trpped them in an allyway. "Now I've got you!" she yelled. But Usagi and Chibi-usa were busy looking at something else. "What are you looking at?" Minako asked finally calming down. Usagi just pointed upwards in the direction of the beach. In that direction was Trickster, exept that he was as tall as Godzilla! "Transformation time!" Venus Star Power, Make up! Moon Crystal Power, Make up! A lot of people and the rest of the group that the Sailor Senshi belonged to also saw the monster at the beach and two Sailor Senshi come out of an alley. The others quickly transformed as people fled. Trickster found the Senshi at the beach and said, "Oh I see you've came and want to play. I'll make my first move!" Out of his finger came a bolt of lightning and it stuck Sailor Moon! Everyone saw Sailor Moon get shocked. And right there she turned into... a... Pikachu with a cresent moon on her forehead!? She stood up and looled at herself in marvel. "Pika? Pika, pi chu, ka? Pikachu!" "That's right Trickster boomed and picked her up, "And now you are going on a little swim!" "Pika?" Tricster flung her torwards the open sea and what the other scouts heard was, "PIKAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhh.......!!!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- That's the end for now and stay tuned for "CATastrophe! part6, "Poke'Moon!'" Sorry for not writing this part sooner. I'm in the 6th grade now and don't have time. Don't know muck about Poke'mon? You'd better study then, the next part will lots to do with it! Toodaloo! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- "CATastrophe! part6, 'Poke'Moon!" "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" was all that the Sailor Senshi heard from the Pikachu AKA. Sailor Moon being flung into the deep blue sea. "Usagi!" Mamoru yelled, hoping she would be all right. "Okay, what just happened there?" asked a confused Sailor Venus. "That's impossible! Sailor Moon couldn't have turned into a video game and anime star! I find it hard to believe!" said Shinosaki. "Oh, and the team fighting this 30 story high monster is 5 cats, a dog, a raven, and 2 Sailor Senshi is easy to believe, hhmmm?" said Rei sarcastically. "Well its happening right now, isn't it?" he shot back. Trickster responded to their questions, "I have gathered more strength and now I can turn you into any Poke'Mon character I want to! Even the most helpless kind! And the spell will never run out! HAHAHA! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Usagi hit the water with a very hard impact. It felt like bees stinging you in every part of your body. she thought, . Using her crystal power she started to evolve. In a flash of pink light engulfing her, she turned into Raichu! she thought and started swimming. As she got back to shore, she spit a bunch of saltwater out of her mouth and removed a crab from her tail. Staring back at her was a Pikachu. "Pika pika? Ka, pika chu i chu pi ka," it said. Since they were both Poke'Mon, Usagi understood. She said, Usagi, is that you? I see you used your crystal to turn into Raichu! I'm Chibi-usa! In Poke'Mon language Usagi asked, "Where are the others?" Chibi-usa replied," Rei and the other animals are hiding. The senshi are getting beaten badly! Let's go help!" The pair rushed to the Sailor Senshi quickly. "When the Senshi's away the rats will play!" mocked Trickster. He reached down to the Poke'mon and started swinging them by their tails. Mamoru came out of his hiding place and cried out desperately for them. Trickster, who stopped twirling the two but did not let go, knelt down and said, "Does the wittle kitty wanna pway too? OK!" He grabbed Mamoru and held them all together in one hand and started twirling the royal family around and around and finally he let go and they went flying into a brick wall. "RAAII!" "PIIKAA! "MMEEOOWRRR!" the trio yelled as they crashed into the wall. Usagi hit first, then Chibi-usa second on Usagi's back, then Mamoru on Chibi-usa back. Luna went to check on them. When she reached them they were already awake but Usagi was very dizzy and she looked like she just drank 12 glasses of wine. "I'm glad that I didn't break anything." said Mamoru. Usagi and Chibi-usa nodded in agreement. "Let's go back to the dunes to talk.The Sailor Senshi are already there and they are discussing a plan." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~* "What are we going to do? We can't just sit around here talking!" said Makoto. "That's right doggie! Let's play! HAHA!!" boomed Trickster who had already found their hiding place. He grabbed everyone that he saw and had them captured. Fortunately didn't see Sailor Venus , Usagi, and Chibi-usa. "Hey," He said want your friends alive? Come meet me at Disney World's Magical Kingdom tomorrow at midnight!" And with that Trickster vanished. Venus said, "I hate it when he does that! Don't you?" Usagi and Chibi-usa nodded their heads. Minako powered down and they headed back to the hotel. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* All the Sailor Senshi were in their normal Senshi outfits, unconious. They were chained to the wall of a dark castle in the middle of the park. With a force field of magic, no one will notice it. "Hah! Sailor Senshi, hmmm? Looks more like Failure Senshi to me! Tomorrow I will get the rest of them then plan what to do with them!" Trickster said, laughing maniacally. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Meanwhile, back at the hotel, Minako, Usagi, and Chibi-usa staggered up into room 526. On a paper pad, Chibi-usa wrote,"At least he could get a little original!" and showed it to Minako. She said "Yeah I guess he should," Usagi snatched it from Chibi-usa's paws and wrote,"I'm hungry! Let's go eat at the restaurant downstairs!" Since Minako had the credit card with her, she agreed and they went. Minako ordered crab for herself, and chicken strips and a sandwich for Chibi-usa and Usagi, who hid under the table. After eating, they went back to the room to watch some late-night TV. As they flipped channels they surprisingly found a "Sailor Moon" marathon on TV! They watched curiously, totally soaked into the television. On the episode, they saw "Reeny" being captured by Rubieus. When they got to episode where Sailor Moon battling Rubius, Minako said, "Geez, I'm missing all the fun!" It got to 1:00 and Minako waited for her friends to change back. But they didn't! "Man," said Minako, "That spell is strong!" Chibi-usa and Usagi just responded witha yawn. They had a big day ahead of them. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The next day they woke up, had breakfast and decided to take a bus to Disney World. It seemed like it took forever. Usagi and Chibi-usa once again had to be stuffed inside the bag. They hated it at first but then they saw a bag of Double Fudge cookies and started chowing down. When Minako opened the bag she was outraged! She yelled at them furiously. In Poke'Mon language, Usagi said quietly, "Got Milk?" Minako just got redder and started yelling her head off! This was attractting a lot of stares. Minako looked around and finally calmed down the rest of the ride. When they arrived at Disney World, Minako screamed,"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ATE THOSE!!" As she picked up Chibi-usa. Chib-usa just shrugged. "Pig..." stuttered Minako. It wasn't quiet enough though. She heard and shocked her. Minako fell to the ground. "Spoiled brat..." she whispered. Usagi looked at her in the face and said,"Tsk, tsk, tsk..." Minako bought the tickets. When they were at the park, they just looked aroud in splendor. Then they decided to have fun wile they wait. At midnight, a dark catsle appeared and they knew they had to go there. Only a few minutes after they started heading torwards the castle, they felt rumbling. "Do you feel that, or is it just me?" asked the alredy transformed Sailor Venus.Suddenly, an Onix erupted from the ground! "AAAARRRRGGHHH!" they screamed in horror! Immediatly they started running torwards the castle as fast as thy could. Soon, Usagi was hanging on to its snout and Chibi-usa the end of his tail. Sailor Venus reached the castle wall she ducked. Onix went sailing over her into the wall. Sailor Venus recalled seeing Onix weakend severly because of water in a Poke'Mon episode. She went over to a water ride and beckoned him over. When he lunged at her she ducked againd and he dove into the water. He bellowed in terror as he drowned. Once the Usagis got out,they headed tor ward the castle. They felt as they were in a story book. They climbed, step after step, up, up, UP! Finally they reached the right room, the dungeon. There they found Trickster! "You finally came," he bellowed,"LET'S FIGHT!" Sailor Venus shot her Cresent Beam again and again but kept missing. "Enough playing,"he said. he shot a blast of dark energy torwards her and then froze her. All the other senshi watched in horror. Trickster froze Chibi-usa. Then he reached for Usagi and drainded her of energy. After putting the Usagis in cages and chaining Sailor Venus in her cell he said, "Sweet dreams, this will be your last night alive so enjoy! I'm going out for more energy from those weak humans! HAHAHA!" as he left the room ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------- Mwahaha! Look for the next chapter, "Usagi's Rescue Mission!" self explanatory, eh? I have pics of the Poke'mon featured in this story so just e-mail me at Boshi16@aol.com also check out my site at http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Harbor/5143 a lot of broken pics but i'm lazy. look out for my up coming series, "Usagi and Luna: The Ghost Chronicles!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------